Student: Why isn't it true that Socrates is mortal?
Presentist: Because he is dead.
(by courtesy of Joe Salerno)
Sunday, July 23, 2006
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Anti-Cartesian Humor
Wielding his weapon, famous philosopher-detective Jean-Paul Sauvage apprehends the dangerous dualist Rene and threatens serious bodily harm.
Rene: You can't hurt me -- I am my soul, not my body.
Sauvage: Oh yeah? ... I shoot, therefore you ain't.
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