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Sunday, July 23, 2006

Presentist Humor

Student: Why isn't it true that Socrates is mortal?
Presentist: Because he is dead.

(by courtesy of Joe Salerno)

2 comments:

Kent Bach said...

Anti-Cartesian Humor

Wielding his weapon, famous philosopher-detective Jean-Paul Sauvage apprehends the dangerous dualist Rene and threatens serious bodily harm.

Rene: You can't hurt me -- I am my soul, not my body.

Sauvage: Oh yeah? ... I shoot, therefore you ain't.

Alan White said...

Presentist 1: Socrates' ghost just said to me, "I am dead."
Presentist 2: I believe you! Oh, wait a minute. . .